21 Rules You Need To Know About The Bro Code | TheTalko
10) When a bro asks a bro what he thinks of his girlfriend or date, a bro is 28) A bro should never ever under any circumstances sleep with a bro's ex-girlfriend. Jul 10, on another guy's ex, there are a few rules you should live by—and they have nothing to do with antiquated and sexist notions of “bro code. Though some rules of Bro Code apply to most bro groups, your guy friends may have other specific Don't date your friend's ex (except for certain exceptions).
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In the meantime, please stop reading. This article does not exist. You might wonder what things are off limits for mockery between guys.
They don't mock each other's houses. That's like mocking them. After all, a man's home is his castle. They don't mock each other's parents. And God help the fool who says that about a guy whose mother really does wear army boots.
No mocking a guy's girlfriend. And no mocking a guys car. Cars are not to be made fun of. Mocking a guy's car is worse than standing too close at the urinal details about this rule below. They know enough about history to stay away from it. History can get sticky and emotional, and guys know better than to get involved in all that stuff. They'll forever stay away from a friend's ex-wife or baby mama. And they'll only date a friend's ex-girlfriend if she makes the first move and their bro says it's cool.
It allows guys to A drink as much as they want with impunity, and B keep drinking as much as they want with impunity. On the plus side, this ensures that your friend will make it home unscathed.
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Guys don't worry about that. A he-man will eat the whole dessert, then go out and pull a bus, lift some railway cars or undertake some other feat of calorie-burning grandeur.
Or he will just go for a jog if it's more convenient. No girl is going to cheat on his bro. Some bros will give the girlfriend a chance to fess up herself but she will be warned that the truth is coming out either way.
A bro never keeps a secret like this from his fellow bro. The only exception is if you are his sister. No bro gets to cheat on his sister.
Or on his mother, for that matter. As for cousins and aunts, they're on their own. All's fair in love and war, right? But every guy understands that if he invokes this rule, it will be both love and war. So if a guy tells you that your boyfriend is cheating on you, it means either you are his sister or he wants you for himself. Guys know that women will stretch the truth about many things, so they will stretch the truth about each other's jobs to make them seem more impressive to the new girl.
Guys know that women are impressed by a guy's career path, so why not mention that his position as a data entry clerk puts him on the same path Elvis Costello took to launch his career? But eventually they learn that if it happened, the answer is "Yes.
It's not that guys are oblivious to fashion It's just that it is unmanly to not be oblivious to fashion. And that includes haircuts. By the way, this might explain why men also fail to notice their girlfriend's or wife's haircuts, but that's another story for another several days.
This is another rule of mutual self-preservation. No guy would be safe anywhere. And all the great fighting scenes in the movies would be reduced from five minutes to five seconds, which would make The Matrix very, very short. During paintball, the special paintball clause is invoked. You should assume that whatever happened at that bachelor party, no animals were harmed, no villages were burned to the ground, the girl in the cake will survive, and your man won't reveal any of the details.
Not even if bribed with carnal sweets. No guy wants to get in between a buddy and his sister. Unless she is smoking hot! Common courtesy and the bro code go hand in hand. A chick may be treated as a bro but never told of the rules.
Space must always be found or made for a drunk bro who needs to leave. If necessary, the theft of phone and keys shall be done for his own good.
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When a bro is truly smashed and his girl calls, the phone will be confiscated until a sober state of mind is achieved. Studies show that 8 out of 10 bros will do this without thinking. The other 2 bros claimed he was still with them but unavailable to talk. All things done by a drunk bro must be forgiven. Doing so will force your bro to imagine you naked and this is unforgivable. The Alpha-Bro should always be handing out the wisdom and power of his skill. A bro will always recognize the master seducer of the group.
If the bro declines your invitation to bust some moves, you must adhere to his wishes and find a new target. If a bro proceeds to become butt-hurt about your success where he failed, you are under no obligations to make him feel better or apologize for your success.
No matter how bad.
Especially if the tattoo is of a girl. Chicks will dump you and play with your heart, but a bro will protect you like his own private parts.
And under no circumstances shall it be broken. The bro life is like being in Jedi training camp.
You must always show your bro love and be joyous when bro love is shown to you. Never take your bro-mance too far. And if anyone should remark negatively upon your bro-mance.
An immediate beat down should ensue. Should a girl comment negatively upon the bro-mance, kindly explain to her that she will never know love from a man such as you and your bros share.
And let her know what a privilege it is to be a mere witness to your glory. It should be used to show support, acceptance, pride, and it is an all around green light for an action that was committed.