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Tessa By Design Chapter 1: Running Into Ryan A couple months later, my friends Lisa and Malik started dating they felt bad so they tried to. When Lisa agrees to help Ryan (PARKER YOUNG) pursue Tessa, her generosity has Ryan George and Dallas go on their first date. Start your free trial. In the season premiere, Tessa returns to Chatswin after spending the summer in New York City with her When Lisa agrees to help Ryan (PARKER YOUNG) pursue Tessa, her generosity has Ryan George and Dallas go on their first date.
Edit Ryan is an athlete at Chatswin High, and we know he has probably lived in Chatswin his whole life with the Shays, but was adopted from a young age. Ryan plays football and he is also on the Chatswin high school's wrestling team.
He grew up unaware that he was adopted, living with his sister Lisa Shay, and adopted parents Sheila and Fred. But, after a photographer revealed the fact to him thinking he knew, Ryan ran away from the Shays. He came up with the name Eugene Goldfarb as a alias to his unknown identity. Tessa asked him to go home, but he ran off. Later on it is revealed that Ryan comes to his senses, and comes back to the Shays and starts a relationship with Tessa.
Personality Edit Ryan is a very clueless, dim-witted and gullible teenage boy with a happy-go-lucky personality. When Ryan and Tessa are making out under the bleachers, Tessa pulls him back between smooches to ask him a series of intellect-related questions. Ok Gray says back to work With Tessa and Carter…. Girl, you better start explaining, how do yo know him? Okay we used to date I say I got that part… I mean the hole history. Okay we lived across the street from each other one night his mother Shela asked us over for dinner and they said they had grown up questions for George so the sent us to the Rumpus room.
They were playing truth or dare. Dalia asked ryan "truth or daree" and he chose dare, her dare was I dare you to kiss a lesbian. Well she meant me. So, I said I wasn't part of the game but they stated I was now so ryan went over to me and we kissed for longer than it should have lasted.Tessa and George double date - Suburgatory Best Bits
So, I ran out we would make out after that day but I ended it because I relized I couldn't do it anymore. So I ended it. A couple months later, my friends Lisa and Malik started dating they felt bad so they tried to set me up on a date.
But I wouldn't have it. Ryan came over and caught me eating butter and he took me out to dinner it was nice, afterward he walked me home and asked if he could touch my boob so I said yes. Then summer started and I spent my summer in New York with my grandmother.
I came back a couple weeks later I had a babysit gig and these people came saying the were these something strangler I forgot. So, I hid in the bathroom and called lisa she picked up but she was terrifyied of babbies so, she sent ryan over and when he got there I said Ryan I chould kiss you. Then he said there was a bigger problem, lisa was being super nice to him so if he found out he was adopted he wouldn't leave her for his new family.
Then, on Christmas eve he found out he was adopted. I was spenting Chrismas with my mom in New york. But I chouldnt stay so, I headed home to chatwin and lisa needed my help to get Ryan home.
Lisa said " he will listen to yo because he crazy about you always has been". So, I went and visit him and tried to convines him to go home I kissed him and he yelled " She used tongue". So, in about 2 days he finially decided to go home. I decided to get my wisdom teeth to get taken out. I was on pain killers they made me think aliens landed and were after my teeth. Tessa chuckles recoling the memories. I was finially off the pain killers and back to my old self but my old self was in a lot of pain but fortunatualy ryan has a solution.
So, he wraped a sock filled off ice around my head. Then, we decided to date it was a couple bumpy road but we made it through intill Dalia. So, ryan had a chose of three schools his dream school or a school to stay with me.
I chose his dream school for him. And, he found out I regged it so, he broke up with me. Tessa then goes to kiss Ryan on the cheek, but he bends down, and kisses her on the mouth. Ryan then tells Tessa that she "forgot to open her mouth, and put her tongue on his tongue, and move it around and stuff". Tessa then tells him that she didn't forget. Ryan then asks her if she's attracted to him because he's holding a baby, and Tessa tells him that she's only attracted to him because he's holding a baby.
The Wishbone Ryan tells his father that he wants the wishbone from the turkey because he has a wish he wants to make, and that wish is to make love to their neighbor. Fred mistakes the neighbor for someone else. Krampus Ryan finally finds out that he is adopted, and runs away from the Shay family. At the end of this episode, Lisa asks Tessa to go talk to Ryan, because he's crazy about her. He always has been. Lisa then tells Tessa to tell Ryan that she loves him too. Tessa finds Ryan, and she tells him that she can relate to him.
Ryan then pulls out a business card that he made with Malik's printer that has his new name "Eugene Goldfarb" on it. Tessa then tells Ryan that he isn't Eugene and that he's Ryan Shay, he lives across the street from her, and that he has a huge crush on her. Tessa then tells Ryan that she might have a crush on him too.
She then kisses him, after their kiss, he starts shouting triumphantly, "She used tongue!
He then tells her that that was the only thing on his christmas list that year. Tessa suggests that the two of them go home, but Ryan then proceeds to run away. Junior Secretary's Day Lisa gives Ryan Tessa's homework since she just had her wisdom teeth pulled out, and is in no condition to go to school. Ryan goes to Tessa's house to give her the homework, and while he's there, he ties a sock around her head, that's filled with ice, to help with the swelling and the pain of her teeth getting pulled out.
Ryan remarks that Tessa looks like a bunny. He then brings up the kiss that they had in the episode "Krampus" and Tessa says that they've tried it before, and they are total opposites. But then agrees with him that opposites do attract. Ryan tells Tessa that he's super attracted to her right then, even though her face is puffy and her gums are bloody, and her lips are dry, and asks if it means something. Tessa then tells Ryan that it hurts to smile, and he says, he makes her smile, even when it hurts to smile.
Her smile convinces herself that even though there's a huge difference between them, she might be falling for him. And he replies that he wasn't sure if she was ready for everyone to know that they are officially a couple.
She says she doesn't care, and he announces in the school hallway that they are in love and are dating. A couple of Ryan's friends come over and high-five him. Tessa and Ryan fight about their school team losing the football game, because they weren't able to run through paper.
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Ryan then blames Tessa for not wanting to fit in with his friends. He then tells her that she's always trying to make people think. She replies she thought that was why he liked her. Towards the end of the episode, Ryan apologizes to Tessa about being a jerk earlier.
He realized that Tessa's never had anyone cheer her on before, so him and a couple of his friends make a 'Go Tessa' banner and she runs through it into her classroom, a little bit embarrassed, but happy nevertheless for the thought. Ryan asks Scott how he gets his hair so smooth and good looking.
He then asks if he can touch it as he just can't resist, he says yeah, no problem, so he touches Scott's hair and just sighs - then tells Tessa to leave him for Scott. That he'd absolutely understand why, and that they'd make a perfect couple.
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Tessa insists no way, then she kisses Ryan on the cheek. Ryan decides to take over when Tessa can't get enough ratings, so he can hang out with his girlfriend more. She then gets into a big fight with him and he calls her a loser because she doesn't have as many friends, and participates in zero school activities.
Tessa then fires Ryan from 'Teen Talk', and he storms out in a huff. After realizing that the show is failing once again without Ryan, Tessa decides to bring on a special segment: Her talking about Ryan's body.
A caller rings in asking Tessa what her favorite part of Ryan's body is. She instantly says that her favorite part is undoubtedly his heart. Ryan hears this, and immediately rushes out the door to her.
He comes in, and apologizes for calling Tessa a loser. Tessa in turn says she's sorry that she was acting like one. The two of them reconcile and kiss. Blowtox and Burlap Tessa and Ryan go to see an arthouse movie. While Tessa doesn't understand the movie, Ryan surprisingly seems like he was really into it, and even understands the different ideas involved with the film. When the film ends, Ryan walks away from Tessa because he "feels like walking the earth".
Tessa then shows up at a classmate's party. She sits down on the couch, and they discuss about how he liked the movie and she did not - not what she had expected. She then says maybe that's what makes them a cool couple, that they are unpredictable.